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teengingacock:myaddicktion: “Good morning sweet heart, about time you got out of bed. Scott and Tom from down the street stopped. I was just entertaining them until you got up, why don’t you come over and join us. You boys will have to get creative
narwhalmeg: so you know the rhyme “it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he went to bed and bumped his head and didn’t get up in the morning” well i thought the old man just got up in the afternoon i didn’t know he died
kingjaffejoffer: 20andstilllost: My dad is rude as fuck. He just got back from Cabo so I had to pick him up. Well I’m driving with my windows up and heat on and this fucker decides to shit on himself in my car and say nothing. I almost threw up, I
Mmmm I knew I was sick…Had to stop my hold sorry!!… Been up for a few hours feeling like sicky death
I had a rough night of sleeps, waking up every 30 mins, and got up around 8am to drink water cause had a headache.Then cause I have no will power I saw we had some soda and quickly drank a cup and immediately went back to sleep (and stayed asleep this
I’m feeling “soft” today and I realized I didn’t pee when I got up and been busy doing chores when I felt a sudden urge to go pee…But idk I’m feeling shy and soft today and do t want to go potty yet .\.”Lol no problem I like to make
bonsaifiasco: skepkitty: skepkitty: skepkitty: I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES LOOK AT THIS WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come
skepkitty: bonsaifiasco: skepkitty: skepkitty: skepkitty: I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES LOOK AT THIS WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and
toxicdeliriumnymphomaniac: oi my darlins. just got up. how are you all?dig these photos taken yesterday right before i got in the shower n fucked myself stoopid haha.<3 natalia
I was lying on the floor (with my dogs) and went to get up, but I leaned on my hair while getting up so I just got yanked back downand I have to think that sort of thing must happen to Amethyst a lot. But she’d just be like “eh, whatever” and continue
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: deadgilberts: the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his
tehsmarticus: micaxiii: skepkitty: bonsaifiasco: skepkitty: skepkitty: skepkitty: I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES LOOK AT THIS WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES i just told my roommate this and he just got up and
thankyoucorndog: boomer-overboard: thankyoucorndog: “boy i’m in a great mood!” “oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited
trappedinadiamond: so I’m at a gas station getting RED BULL AND THE GUY INFRONT OF ME IS TRYING TO GET CONDOMS AND HIS CARD GOT FUCKING DECLINED AND THIS LITTLE OLD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHISPEREd “he just got cock blocked by visa” I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF
fallontonight: Tonight Show Monologue Rehearsal Tickets For March! Want a behind-the-scenes look at Jimmy rehearsing his monologue (and help decide what jokes make it to air)? Just got word we’ve got a few monologue rehearsal tickets open for March!
ginsengandhoney: redrawing of this prett much i forgot i was going to make a progress post ppbbtt i just got excited about finishing i guess hahah BUT! I did save the rough sketch before flatting layers and cleaning it up for those interested (⌒▽⌒)☆
bookishbrigidruns: bookishbrigidruns: bookishbrigidruns: tolzmannia: There is this website called Thrift Books and I just got ๒.90 worth of books for ร.93 (five books). Shipping was free. You’re welcome. THANK YOU I just got four books worth
robbowmans: robbowmans: MY SISTER JUST GOT HIT ON BY THE CHEF AT THE RESTAURANT WE’RE AT VIA THE WAITRESS I’M DYING THE WAITRESS GOT MY SISTER’S NUMBER FOR THE CHEF AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GUSH ABOUT HIM TO MY SISTER AND THEN A SECOND WAITRESS
nothingeverlost: rootbeersweetheart: micdotcom: Watch: Campbell’s Soup just got geeky parenting so right I’m just waiting for people to try and ban Campbell’s soup now. Just waiting. Best dad joke thing ever
naughtynurse529: #me just got up from a nap after working a night shift last night!!! my hubby fucked me before i fell asleep and i just finger fucked myself when i woke up.. these panties have 2 layers of my cum!! i wish i had a fat cock here now!!
deadgilberts: the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the
suicidle: i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath e
iguanamouth: she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up
eridonkidonk: officialdaddyegbert: blobeggs: boxlunches: blobeggs: Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school Does he talk he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” what
sixpenceee: Did you know that you actually can never forget a face? Every single face you’ve ever seen during your life gets stored into your memories, and gets used up later. For example, in dreams your brain can’t just make up a face. Every single
fuckingfabulousgee: morelikegerardway: singitforfrankiero:singitforfrankiero: singitforfrankiero: THE MCR BREAK UP POST IS GONE THE OFFICIAL MCR TWITTER BIO JUST GOT DELETED FROM PROMOTING MDNSY TO NOTHING THE COPY RIGHT ON THE WEBSITE WAS UPDATED.
spenceromg: I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
musichastherighttoparty: genuinely what would you even do in this situation. would you just give up on your car? like leave the keys in the ignition and walk away? i feel like any potential way you could clean this up would just make it an even more
Just got home o.o
OK, listen up. Here' why we usually generalize "White People" when we discuss racism.
sex-in-the-family: I just got up for work and found my daughter cleaning up, she thought she was home alone!
bisexualangeliris:icapturedthecastle:so I finally caught up on last weeks episode and I’m dying#he should’ve just got up,#thrown away his glasses,#and been all,#I AM SO DONE WITH ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT,#SO DONEFIFTEEN YEARS WAITING FOR THIS?
I literally don’t feel well enough to even leave my house today, all my everything is just acting up so badly but I need my meds and I KNOW my dad won’t be willing to get them for me because he just got back from work after doing a bunch of manual
sergle: sergle: ★ ★ YOOO, I just opened up a redbubble store with stickers! ★ ★These are only a few of the examples that are up for sale, and I’ll be adding more every now and again. So far I have stickers of Lapis, Peridot, Pearl, Stevonnie,
nezumis-spicy-schlongasaurus: droppingdreams: listyaka: better quality - finally! and remember - no homo. and this is why context matters- wait there’s no context And suddenly all I can see is “we just got caught mid-blowjob” expressions.
So I just got up out of bed and went to go to the toilet and I went to remove my tampon. Okay so thats cool fine, whatever. But then I look up as im disposing of it and there’s a goddamn blood clot just chilling out on the back of the toilet door!
Just got told I needa pay 500 bucks to fix my car…by my friend who’s giving me a deal. Liiiiikkkeeeee my ass is starting the new year broke as fuck lmao. We got me w no job, tuition busting up my account, plus my car trouble. At least my
lmao so today when i got up i was like, so tired and i didn’t fully awake until like half an hour after i got out of bed so i literally had my eyes half closed while i was brushing my teeth so when i went to wash my face i didn’t notice i
It’s the kind of day I wish I could call home and have my lover start me a hot bath so we could sit and talk while I got my feet up a little. Just domestic caretaking you know??
Just got done with my softball banquet! I got a really nice award and I got all fancy-ied up but now it’s time for Jammies UwU
Weblena Week Day 7: FREE DAY!I chose to do ADVENTURE WIVES!!! I just ADORE the older designs by @soup-du-silence SO here they are! (Also I just looked up some random runes and they said that these would mean ‘I Love You’ on the sword so I hope they’re
whew, bad dreams really rev up ur adrenaline
so we watched that godzilla kong movie…trash btwwe got into her, I was little spoon & I started rubbing his cock till I just got up & started giving him head. I love love love giving him head & I was able to relax my throat enough to
So a week of mischief and naughtiness just got fucked up
